All Quiet on the Western Front: A group of naive young bartenders at Greenwich Treehouse learns of the horrors and atrocities of Santacon.
Avatar: The Way of Water: A movie shot mostly underwater about the West 4th Street station after a hard rain.
The Banshees of Inisherin: Two old pals find themselves at odds after one unexpectedly announces he doesn’t want to be friends anymore after the other moves to Hoboken.
Everything Everywhere All at Once: A documentary about Blank Street Coffee.
The Fabelmans: After discovering the magic of cinema, a young filmmaker begins making his own movies by walking around Washington Square Park with an iPhone asking people how much they bench.
Daniels: How I refer to any group of men entering the 13th Step.
Tár: “Tár” is the scientific term for the un-meltable barriers of black snow that remain on the sides of streets until May.
Top Gun: Maverick: An aging legend is called out of retirement to face a crisis that only he can solve. The movie is exactly like “Top Gun: Maverick” except it’s about the soaring cost of an East Village 2-bedroom and stars “The Rent Is Too Damn High” guy.
Triangle of Sadness: How I refer to a slice of 2 Bros Pizza.
The Whale: How I feel after eating 2 Bros Pizza.
Wakanda Forever: The inevitable name of a craft kombucha shop that will be opened by a White woman in Bed-Stuy next year.
Women Talking: An evergreen answer to the question, “You know what I never hear on The Daily?”