Hey, Trump Protesters: Stay Away from These Beloved Liberal NYC Institutions
We'd be really triggered if you protested here.
We may not know when Donald Trump will be arrested.
But as New Yorkers, we do know that MAGA protesters are likely to descend upon our city, causing havoc and destruction wherever they go.
With that in mind, I’d like to advise the protesters to STEER CLEAR of the following areas of New York City.
Liberals consider all of these locations to be sacred, and it would really trigger all of us if you went crazy here and nowhere else.
Hudson Yards: This classic public thoroughfare is Ground Zero for the anti-Trump movement in New York.
Salt Bae’s restaurant: This humble, low-key steakhouse that serves as a sort of salòn for Leftist intellectuals. AOC used to be a bartender here. All of this spot’s clientele are native New Yorkers who write software for Dominion Voting Machines.
The Neighborhood of Murray Hill: You can spot the Trump haters in this liberal enclave from a mile away, as they are all wearing the uniform of the Democratic Socialists of America: blue chinos, brown Cole Haan shoes, and a Patagonia vest with the name of a Woke bank.
The Fox News Building: The #Resist anchors at this Fake News emporium were texting about “hating Trump passionately” after the election. You’re just gonna let them get away with that?
The 13th Step: Every December this humble East Village watering hole is visited by thousands of radical pleasure-seekers dressed as Santa Claus — a man best known for giving out gifts to children who don’t even have jobs in the coal mines. Need I say more?
Staten Island: A borough so Socialist it has its own free boat.
The Louis Vuitton on 5th Avenue: It’s where every Liberal New Yorker shops for reasonable, Bolshevik clothes.
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Times Square: STAY. OUT.
Any Rooftop Bar Where a Bud Light Costs More than $17: This is what these Elitists think is a dive bar. Unbelievable.
The Red Double-Decker Sightseeing Buses: It’s how most New Yorkers get to work at their make-work jobs. These buses are notably funded by George Soros probably.
The Blue Man Group Theater: Because what is the Democratic Party if not a “blue man group”