How Billionaires Watch Supreme Court Hearings
"This guy would be so much fun on vacation!"
The following is a list of things right-wing billionaires must say while they are watching the confirmation hearings of conservative Supreme Court justices
“This guy would be SO much fun to bring on vacation!”
“Is it just me or does this guy have the perfect vibes for Yacht Week?”
“I could talk to this guy for hours — not about Supreme Court stuff, of course.”
“I don’t know…Something tells me this guy loves fishing and $9000 bottles of champagne”
“I would love to be friends with this guy for TOTALLY non-political reasons”
“I can just see that mouth of his smoking my cigars.”
“MY private jet is HIS private jet.”
“I feel like I’ve found a soulmate. How lucky that this guy was nominated to the Supreme Court by my ideological allies!”
“Is this a confirmation hearing for the Supreme Court or for the Awesome Dudes Club?”
“Even if this guy was a Leftist fry cook at Burger King, I’d be inviting him to sup on caviar in the Maldives.”
“You know what’s crazy? I’m not even thinking about my multibillion dollar case that he’s going to rule on. I’m thinking about friendship.”
“That’s it. Gas up the Cessna. We’re bringing this cool cat on vacation and I don’t care WHO knows it…Actually, —”