Ladies and Gentlemen, The Best Tweets of the Week
Happy Sunday, everyone.
What a week, huh?
You know, they say journalism doesn’t get results like it used to, but let’s all take a moment to congratulate Fox News: Through both exhaustive research and incisive commentary, they managed to take down the M&M mascots for the capital crime of not being fuckable enough anymore.
The word “automatic Pulitzer” gets thrown around a lot these days…
Anyway, without further ado, here are a bunch of tweets I saw this week that I liked. Enjoy, and perhaps read them to your children, so that they grow up to appreciate the Arts.
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my grandma has declared she is “93 and over it” and no one has the heart to tell her she is actually 102
a little known Jeopardy rule is that if you buzz in and respond “uh, the uh, the fuckinnnnnn…” that’s always correct. You clearly know it
My friend told me this was the last photo of John Lennon taken seconds before he was assassinated and I believed him for years
Michael B. Jordan says his fights in ‘CREED III’ have a “Japanese anime influence.”
(via: collider.com/creed-3-michae…)
Someone should name a bar/speakeasy in D.C. "That's Classified" so that when someone asks where you're going, you can say, "That's Classified"
my boyfriend walked over and hugged me and said “I’m going to go play video games now. Do you feel sufficiently cared for?”
there is no greater act of vulnerability, of courage, than beginning a new writing project, I wouldn't trade my calling for any other
NFL catch rules are absurd. "Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete."
Have a great week, everyone. May your preferred NFL team triumph.