There’s really only one thing to look at on the internet today, and that is the mugshots of all the Trump-aligned scammers who tried to overturn the election in Georgia.
Here is what I think of when I see these mugshots:
Rudy Giuliani
“I got picked up for soliciting a prostitute and my wife is really gonna leave me this time.”
Mark Meadows
Your uncle is too drunk at the wedding. He goes to the photo booth but doesn’t know when the contraption is taking pictures so he ends up with 4 photos that look just like this.
Kenneth Chesebro
Me looking at myself in the Zoom window wondering if my coworkers can tell I’m high
Scott Hall
Southern Baptist preacher accused of embezzling millions from his megachurch
Sidney Powell
Drunk and disorderly at Anne Taylor Loft
John Eastman
Grandpa on FaceTime getting increasingly agitated because he can’t hear a damn thing
David Shafer
He sells new and preowned Volvos on Route 1 and greets every customer with a big “What I can do ya for?”
Jenna Ellis
The most toxic person at the worst startup you’ve ever worked for
Ray Ellis
If Bob from “Twin Peaks” was played by Al Bundy
Cathy Latham
Sorry, but she looks like a teacher who gets busted for inappropriate relations with a high school student. On the plus side, Amy Poehler wins a Golden Globe for the Hulu miniseries.
Harrison Floyd
CNN news anchor accused of a 2AM hit-and-run in the Hamptons
Donald J. Trump
Some prune juice will clear that right up, Sir.